I tell you, people in the hospital are a bunch of clowns.
This is what I heard happened today. For the accreditation of the hospital. This doctor decided to “test” the knowledge of a few randomly picked attendants working in the pharmacy department. He (the doctor) picked Sam, Nas and Foo.
In front of these good people, he asked…
“Apa yang kamu akan buat kalau seluar dalam Foo terbakar?”
[What would you do if Foo's underwear's caught fire?]
*At this point of the story, I was like “WHAT?!!!”
Nas replied matter-of-fact-ly…
“Saya rasa, soalan itu cuma akan ditanya oleh orang dari wad sakit jiwa.”
[I think this question would only be asked by a person from the psychiatric ward.]
*rolls on the floor laughing*
It was sooooo darn funny that even now when I’m typing this I’m laughing my guts out!
Okay, it may not be funny for you but if you could see their faces, know who they are…it’s terribly funny.
*hahaha!*
Nas is often a pain to some of the pharmacists but this time, he was well “praised” for his “good works”.
*hahaha!*
Look. Which moron would ask such a question? What on EARTH has it got to do with the hospital’s accreditation? It’s so funny yet frustrating.
*hehe*
Feeling so lazy these days.
*something up my sleeves*
Anyway, if one asks me what part of my body would I change if I have a choice and only one part…I would have to choose to re-align my jaw.
Yea. It’s crookadie.
I think I got it from my dad. The dentist told me that this could happen to those who bite their nails. I don’t!
My jaw is slanted towards my left. When I clench my teeth together, the front two teeth (upper and lower) are not in line – if you get what I mean.
Ah-Phay (Hoey’s brother) asked me why am I always “making faces”. *haha* He said he thought I wouldn’t mind him asking since I should have noticed the “flaw” by this age. Hoey said she doesn’t think my jaw is slanted…maybe she was trying to be nice.
But I know it does. I’m actually quite bothered by it…sometimes.
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What’s a week without some embarrassing moments. Today we had a video show from Pfizer about Sulperazon (an antibiotic-lah). So as usual, we will always have a “feast” on the company. Joanne and I went out to get Kenny Rogers (to be frank, I’d rather use the money to pay for a set of Nando’s chicken…but since there isn’t any in Seremban and it’s not my own money, just take it-lor!) – it was a lot to carry. I thought, “Why not call up the office and ask someone to come. Maybe the clerk, she would seem more willing to come and help.”
Right. So FeR innocently took out her mobile and asked for the number from Joanne.
Jo : 762****
FeR : Okay.*FeR dials number on mobile*
*FeR waits and wonder why the operator is taking so long to answer the call*
Man : Assalammualaikum…
FeR : *felt a bit odd but…* Selamat petang, Hospital Seremban? Boleh tolong sambungkan ke bahagian Farmasi – 44XX?
Man : Tak boleh laa, kak…
FeR : Hah? Tak boleh?
Man : Dial laa “06″ dulu, lepas tu nombor yang kamu nak dail.
FeR : Hah? Oh, saya kena dial 762 lepas tu sambung dengan 44XX la?
Man : Kena dail “06″ dulu…
FeR : Hah? Uh..takper. Terima kasih.
*FeR looks at Joanne*
FeR : They say cannot sambungkan laa(?)
*Suddenly FeR realises!*
FeR : Aiyaaaaaaaaa!!! No wonder laa! I didn’t dial “06″. So that’s what the guy was trying to say. Aiyor!!
Jo : Then which number you called? Why got people answer one?
FeR : Eh? Who ah? Aiyerrrrr…don’t know la!
*Tries to dial mom’s number without “012″*
FeR : Aiya!! Maxis number laa! Yealor, yealor. Now I remember. Only if Maxis number I don’t need to dial “012″. Aiyorrrrr!!
Jo : Wah! That guy so polite summore! Wrong number still can tell you, “Tak boleh laa, kak!” If I, I would just say “Wrong number la!”
So that is my story. *hehe*
